FAIR WARNING (like you really care)

Saturday is my 41st birthday. I will have been alive nearly 15,000 days. Or 359,160 hours. Or 21,549,600 minutes. Or about 1.2 billion seconds.

Girls: when I was your age:

There was no cable TV

There was no internet

There were no computers as you know them

We believed some of our politicians

There were no microwaves

We had no water, so we melted ice

There were no video games

Dinosaurs roamed the earth

I demand your well wishes. You may comment them to me here on this entry. Now. C'mon, hurry it up already! ...um... please?