Promise, Not Threat

Girls (yes, you, 94 and 97!), you're room is a mess. I'm not cleaning it. I'll help with whatever you want, but I'm not going to do it for you.

If it doesn't get done this weekend I will begin describing the exact content of the mess here on Macho Poodle. Oh yes I will.

Much love,
-Dad

So far all my first round picks in NCAA basketball won! Hope the streak continues.

This weekend, the girls and I will go kitty shopping. That is, unless we get the 30 feet of snow they're predicting, in which case we'll cruise the net together at the various shelters. I have my heart set on a black male kitty. His name will be Brett. He will be my squishy.

Two words for you: Prozac rules.

Ordered NFS Underground from eBay yesterday. $10 including shipping. I've got the demo version and it rules. Can't wait to get it.

I can't watch Alias anymore. It's too stupid. Sorry Jennifer, but your breasts just aren't worth it. Must be the Prozac.

Breaking news: Men are different from Women! Know why? It's the Y chromosome.

I need wine.