Get Out of My HEAD!

Did you know that people are getting in trouble for blogging about work? Fired, actually. Yup, corporate stooges learn that employees have blogs, and then they troll to see if they say anything even remotely related to the company. Huh. Wow. That's got to be scary... for those who actually blog about work... yeah.

So anyway, there's this... thing... I know, NOT FROM WORK, who has been getting in my head. Actually two... things...

These mythical things do stuff like copying a person of authority in on petty issues using what I like to call Imail (not at all talking about email here, you silly!). Anyways, these things actually think they're affecting the person of authority to think negatively of me, when, in reality the person of authority rolls his/her eyes and gets pissed. The things actually even conspire to tell the person-of-authority's person of authority (again, not at work at all) about these issues. Now, the upper person of authority is buying the crap. Not a shock, actually. So now it's a "smear Teken" cabal.

The point is that I've actually let the things into my head. It's toxic. It's not me. I know better. But I can't stand the things. They burn.

In closing, remember: people are actually getting fired for blogging about work. Just say no.