I find myself awash in irony.
I am late on rent and other bills, but have many thousands of dollars. To get at these dollars I have to get rid of my job. I hate my job, so getting rid of it would be a blessing. I haven't found a new one yet. I can't quit my job because I don't have an adequate "go to hell" fund. If I was fired I could collect unemployment and that would be groovy. They won't fire me because they're... well... incompetant and lazy. Which is why I hate my job.
See the irony here, people?!
This has just got to be worth a good laugh when I'm through it.
Right?
