What compells certain individuals to CUT THEIR FINGERNAILS at work?! With their office doors open! Maybe I'm just weird that way, but what other personal hygiene do you perform in your office with the door open? Hmmm... none I can think of.
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I mean, do they pee in a corner? Where does the nail shrapnel land? Hell, why not do the tonails while you're at it! Then you can give yourself a sponge bath and brush your teeth in there; we'd all love to be subjected to that!!
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I have a co worker who takes sponge baths ........ yes, you read that right ... at work. He brings in his underwear and deodorant and goes at it. Ewwww is all I can say. He is also the same person who proudly professes to going #2 at work, or as he says "may as well shit on company time"
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